Whittakers Syndrome

Whittakers Syndrome is a non fatal chronic medical condition that renders a sufferer completely unable to ride a bike. The illness is characterised by recurrent excuses to avoid riding which grow progressively more lame over time. Sufferers with long standing Whittakers Syndrome are often ostracised by their social circles and revert to the internet to view pictures of other people riding bikes which they live vicariously through.

The only known cure for Whittakers Syndrome is a large dose of HTFU.

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